1 minute ago · July 25, 2014 · 31,539 notes

zombies-and-bitchcraft:

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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AMEN

59 minutes ago · July 25, 2014 · 663,957 notes
1 hour ago · July 25, 2014 · 88,218 notes

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

2 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 164,610 notes
Anonymous
how did you get so tan???
3 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 14,361 notes
lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

lardypoison:

this was supposed to say ohana means family autocorrect ruined a really beautiful moment

4 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 54,856 notes

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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5 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 268,181 notes

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

6 hours ago · July 25, 2014 · 311,313 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.[jaydetaylor]

tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.

[jaydetaylor]

8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 6,269 notes
8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 105,231 notes

communismkills:

vaultdwellerofficial:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Wow
What a fucking shitty post
How about you go fuck yourself with a butcher knife

Please re-read the post.

8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 53,354 notes
necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 118,086 notes

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.

8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 63,171 notes

blaindersonkummel:

the best part of today has been the constant stream of people gradually finding out about Naya Rivera’s wedding and the mixed reactions like

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8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 2,864 notes

redlipsmwauh:

Shoutout to the girls gettin chub rub but walking like your life isn’t falling apart because your inner thighs are on fire

8 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 12,507 notes